Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.