Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.