Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.