Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants