What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up