What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Who wins the election?

America.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.