Donald Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra?

A rigged erection.

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Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Donald Trunk Jokes More Donald Trunk Jokes

What do you call a dumb elephant?

Donald Trunk

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

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Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Long Finger Jokes More Long Finger Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.