Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!