Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.