What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!