What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!