What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black