Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*