Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*