What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.