What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.