Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.