Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)