Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.