Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

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