Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus