What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)