What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)