What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Straight Jacket Jokes More Straight Jacket Jokes

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off