What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.