What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane