How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.