Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.