Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.