A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
A hatchback.
Just one if its lochte'd
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
They're both Marine layers
You can lick a plate dry
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
They were graduated
Beer in each hand!
