What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.