What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.