What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.