Ali Jokes

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.