What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.