Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !