Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"