Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.