Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.