Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.