Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.