What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.