What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.