Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!