What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.