What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie