What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.