Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*