What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.