What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes