Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!