Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.