Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)