What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor