Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.