Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.