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Census presents for Christmas !

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer