How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear