What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste