What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed