Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.