The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
She ate her soup before it was cool
Because he'd drop everything
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*