What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."