What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.