What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

El Jokes More El Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.