Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
M'Larynx
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
It's made from scratch
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She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Clare your throat before you speak !
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
M'laundry."
M'self
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.
Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because people are dying to get in.
The other whale didn't humpback.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
A: Baby giraffes.
A long necked toothbrush !
