Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Patio Furniture.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Human Beans.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
