Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.