Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.