Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!