Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**