Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.