Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons