How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.