What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying