What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat