What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...